h/t WRSA
It's evidently going to be a full day of this sort of happy horsesh*t, cleaning up after a whole weekend worth of silliness.
We cheerfully announce yet another brilliant sub-80-IQ Biff Tannen Make Like A Tree™ award-winning meme/post*:
We have just a couple of questions for PatriOsarein LackOfRectalContrOl
(FIFY, slick, given your propensity to shit all over yourself like this):
1) Please inform the class regarding health statistics from Haiti as having been considered accurate and reliable since...when, in recorded human history, exactly? Please show all work on this.
2) You have noted a large expat Chinese population on that half of the island of Hispaniola, and copious numbers of potentially-infected outsiders arriving into that accursed Caribbean sh*thole, have you...?? Again, show all work.
So maybe, after staring at the chalkboard until someone sneaks up on you with the 2x4 of Knowledge and cluebats you back into reality, take a shot at explaining a couple dozen other possible explanations for this imaginary "Haitian COVID miracle". You tripped over it at the start: "This is absurd." Then you picked yourself up and stumbled off and over the Cliffs of Insanity.
RFK is a functional retard at many things. So, evidently, are you.
Best wishes on finding a crowbar to pry your head out of deep up your own ass, and enjoy your Biff Tannen "Make Like A Tree" Award™, with our profoundest compliments. And thanks a pantload for nailing down the left side of the IQ bell curve, soopergenius.
The photo ID assuring all and sundry of your prize-winning intellect can be obtained after wiping up and before flushing, at any men's room stall in the nearest municipal transport station.
I know Ike: let's have a spelling contest.
*(Strictly speaking, the massive brainfart-in-question began its life as a post on X/Twatter/whatever. But once it gets screen-shotted and posted standalone, it becomes a meme, thus eligible - in this case, overqualified - for consideration for the BTMLAT Award. -A.)
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I mean, the people on Haiti can't do math, so they're probably ahead of Gallup when it comes to statistics. Be nice to RFKjr, since it might be the brain worm talking.
As to Covid, you know first hand that it wasn't a chimera. I know since I got it before the shots or tests were available. Thought I was going to die. Had to crawl from the bed to the bathroom. Having said that, while Haiti stats are obviously unreliable it wouldn't surprise that cases could have been very low given the population likely ivermection inoculation.
Also, as I hinted, there's no Chinese expat population to bring COVID in, no one's going to that shithole to bring it in, and the locals are too poor to get out.
You might as well tell me that the COVID stats for Alcatraz during the same period were similarly low. This is basic Epidemiology 101-level common sense, which neither the poster nor RFK have ever thought of.
You don't need a Ph.D. in virology to figure this stuff out, you can be a GED-owning high school dropout and sort it with minimal mental heavy lifting. Proving that this kind of nonsense is the sub-80-IQ crowd, with a keyboard.
I would also expect that deaths are often not reported, because food rations would not be received for that expired person. In many countries with extreme elderly stats, that’s because one old person is much like another, so when one dies, and their official appearance is needed, they substitute old folks.
You'd think, though, that in a crowded, unsanitary third-world country it would only take one or two cases getting into the country and it would spread like wildfire. I have a hard time believing that Haiti was so isolated for years on end that NOBODY got it. I vote for "They didn't actually keep any records of deaths, and probably have no idea what their actual population was before or after the pandemic either."
As a somewhat related aside, it is starting to look like a non-trivial percentage of the Chinese population existed/still exists only on paper, since regional authorities, doctors, etc., are paid by the central government per head for schooling and vaccinations and can easily inflate numbers to get extra funds. If the Chinese are having such issues, I don't think it is a stretch to believe that Haiti isn't keeping strictly reliable records either...
It is virtually this:
1) Nobody enters Haiti for anything.
2) There is and was no Chinese presence in Haiti.
3) Nobody in Haiti is recording anything accurately, they never have, and they never will. The population is illiterate, innumerate, and corrupt.
(This is the definition of a sh*thole Turd World country: everything is shit.)
So many people die there of eleventy other causes, they wouldn't be able to differentiate COVID deaths from starvation, 300 diseases, or anything else, even if they were inclined to do so. And it would scare away any possible outsiders, whom they need desperately for their daily grift.
The first wave of COVID anywhere was a death rate of +/- 3%. (Coronavirus averages 1%-5%, since ever.) It is substantially less than that now, by wave 27, or whatever we're up to. Just like every virus in human history. So this didn't require a problem "for years on end". COVID had permanently self-mitigated within a year or two, max.
Trouble is, the everyday death rate from being in Haiti any time in the last 50 years is probably as bad as worst-case peak COVID ever was, so when an epidemic doesn't rise above background noise, it could never be recognized in the first place.
It's like comparing COVID deaths in Chicongo to gunfire deaths in Chicongo, on any average weekend, circa 2020. You can't find any, because you're too busy ducking and covering from the incoming gunfire.
Now, tell me about COVID statistics in Haiti.
It's impossible, because there's nothing coming out of there that remotely approaches what independent observers would call "data". It's all bullshit and fairytales extrapolated from a mountain of fecal material.
We have better data from Mars than we have from Haiti.
Just like Ebola in Africa: when the 2014 outbreak happened, the locals were making numbers up literally out of their asses, because they couldn't find anyone who could count above 20 even with no shoes. I posted pictures at the time where news organizations had photographs of local internal tally boards, and then compared those numbers with "official" reports, and you could see they were deliberately understating deaths in real time to convince the rest of the world it was getting better, because they couldn't get any business revenue as long as they looked like Turd World plague pits (which is exactly what they were). So, they simply under-reported actual deaths by 200-1000%, for months on end, helped in no small part by vast populations of illiterate, innumerate, and corrupt minions, amidst countries where half their best and brightest were dead or dying.
Haiti is right there with them, and there's no way to know anything in any country that fucked up. You'd stand a better chance of getting accurate revenue figures of drug sales by the cartels. Which is why citing "numbers from Haiti" as anything accurate or authoritative is psychotically delusional. It's like presenting Bigfoot research at an actual scientific conference. You'd be justifiably driven off the stage by the incoming rotten fruit and vegetables in about 2 seconds.
And anybody doing it is simply telling you, by pulling their pants down in public, how much they don't even know they don't even know.
When the military does this, it looks like Custer at Little Big Horn.
When politicians do this, it looks like Mondale running against Reagan.
When Wall Street does this, it looks like the 2008 mortgage loan collapse.
When engineers do this, it looks like the Hindenburg, the Titanic, or either Space Shuttle disaster.
And like someone being dead, or being stupid, everyone else knows it before that someone does.
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